Name: If Someone Tried To Ruin Your Birthday, I'd Ruin their life.
SKU: 001BIRTHDAY
Price: 3.99 USD
Availability: InStock

i’m not going to let anything get in the way of us celebrating your birthday. well, unless i get diarrhea. then I won’t be celebrating anything.

I’m so glad I have real arms and not those tiny pink plastic ones. This way I can hug you real tight and not have to worry about them popping off.