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it’s so obvious everyone wants to be me. not because i’m so breathtaking but because i have you. and you’re perfect.

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it’s so obvious everyone wants to be me. not because i’m so breathtaking but because i have you. and you’re perfect.

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Every day I fall in love you with more and more. well, not every day. yesterday you were pretty annoying.

i love that you kiss me even though my mouth and butt area smells exactly the same.

i can’t stand people who think they’re so cool just because it’s their birthday. that’s why i like you. you just act like a big happy idiot all the time.

Without you life would suck even more than it already does with you