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anyone who doesn’t wish you a happy birthday is just a big lamewad and i hate them
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Every day I fall in love you with more and more. well, not every day. yesterday you were pretty annoying.
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From the moment we met I knew we were going to be together forever. at least we better be. i’ve already started to let myself go.
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Happy Birthday to the most amazing person in the world. or maybe just in this country. the world is kind of stretching it.
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i can’t believe i remembered your birthday. i’ve just been so busy and popular lately. i’m surprised i remembered you at all. Happy Birthday
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i can’t stand people who think they’re so cool just because it’s their birthday. that’s why i like you. you just act like a big happy idiot all the time.
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i love that you kiss me even though my mouth and butt area smells exactly the same.
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i’m not going to let anything get in the way of us celebrating your birthday. well, unless i get diarrhea. then i won’t be celebrating anything.
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i’m not going to let anything get in the way of us celebrating your birthday. well, unless i get diarrhea. then I won’t be celebrating anything.
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I’m so glad I have real arms and not those tiny pink plastic ones. This way I can hug you real tight and not have to worry about them popping off.
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If I could wake up every morning and kiss you all over I would. I just can’t because i don’t really have that kind of time in the morning.
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if it makes you feel any better, you look exactly like you did ten years ago, just ten years older.
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If Someone Tried To Ruin Your Birthday, I’d Ruin their life.
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if there’s one thing i’m sure of it’s that you and i are soul mates. i mean, obviously i can’t prove it or anything but whatever, neither can you.
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In dog years you don’t even wanna know how old you are today.
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It Drives Me Crazy how big this world is. those idiots should have made it smaller so we could be closer and not have to miss each other so much.
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it’s so obvious everyone wants to be me. not because i’m so breathtaking but because i have you. and you’re perfect.
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it’s your birthday and quite honestly you’ve never looked better. well, obviously you looked better a few years ago but what can you do
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Just Because I Don’t See you every day doesn’t mean I don’t think about you everyday. besides, maybe I do see you. maybe I’m watching you right now.
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just when i thought i couldn’t be any more thoughtful, i surprise myself by remembering your birthday.
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of course i love your outsides, but it’s your insides i’m most in love with. like your heart and soul and guts and stuff.
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Without you life would suck even more than it already does with you
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you’re my favorite human being in this whole wide weird world
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You’re The Only Person I can be my real judgmental superficial self with.
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